ukegermany:

yuria-chan:

mezzogiornovargas:

yuria-chan:

My sister:

Canada kisses you shyly because he’s feeling playfull.

Her friend:

Italy makes you some pasta, because he’s hungry.

… Those make sense, really nice.

me: America asks if he can borrow your clothes, because he’s hungry.

„,

EH!? Why do they get the good stuff?

Why is America going to eat my clothes? I am so confused!

Allright lets try this one out…
shirt pinkish with dots…: Italy (awesome I can pick either of them!)
day of birth… 25th… that would make: kisses you passionately (gulp, I’m so lucky)
month I were born… May… let me see: while confessing his love to me (starts crying)

OMG… I love you too!!!! Waahhh the feels, damnit!!!

… Yous is lucky and sane as well… Did I mention… AMERICA IS EATING MY CLOTHES XD

England asks for my hand in marriage because he hates me…..

BUT I’M NOT FRANCE! Dx

Prussia buys me a flying mint bunny because I look dead sexy in a mini-skirt…

you jelly?

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fringix:

http://fringic.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d51l9zu (on DA, my other ones are on there too ^^ ) 

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daughterofsweden:

Känslor!

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katielaughingwithbooks:

katielaughingwithbooks:

sighs lets just take a moment to appreciate italy’s title.
wanna be a pasta.
wanna be a pasta.

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spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

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I TURNED INTO A TOMATO TODAY! THANK YOU SUN :D

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sodamnrelatable:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE???

via sodamnrelatable

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heyfunniest:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket” So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

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insurgentdevices:

theregattascene:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?” 

“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.” 

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